Greg Johnson Chill-evision

Catch Greg perform live every Sunday night at 7:30 on New York City's Lower East Side at Pianos (Stanton/Ludlow Streets).

I love this clip.  It’s The Best.  Check it out.

My brother sent me a great paragraph from the Maury (TV Show) wikipedia page.  

Get ready.

Common Show Themes

Who’s My Baby’s Daddy?

"Usually when the man is shown to be the father, the woman gets up, chases the man, triumphantly declares that she told him so, and/or does the "give me yo money" dance (including cash hand gestures). She then challenges him to follow through on his claim that he will provide support to the child; there is usually no follow-up episode to see if this actually happens, possibly due to the rather large number of cases that appear on the show monthly. Upon such confirmation, most men accept the fact that they are the father. Conversely, when the man is proven to not be the father, it is very common for him to celebrate by performing a smooth yet spontaneous dance routine onstage or by running into the audience to high-five audience members while the woman walks or runs backstage crying, often collapsing (or sometimes even diving) to the floor in the fetal position. In such cases, the man rarely receives an apology from his accuser."

Psycho talk.

Unreal.

Citations needed.

Kev O’Connell sent me that vanity plate.  Pretty f-ing chill, son.  Lax 4 life: It goes without saying.  But if you do -infact- want to say it, try making it your Explorer’s Virginia license plate.  Then try running the engine in the garage with the door closed.
I’m going to buy a car and have the license plate say FOOTBLROX.  THERE’S GONNA BE BOOBS ALL OVER MY FACE!

Kev O’Connell sent me that vanity plate.  Pretty f-ing chill, son.  Lax 4 life: It goes without saying.  But if you do -infact- want to say it, try making it your Explorer’s Virginia license plate.  Then try running the engine in the garage with the door closed.

I’m going to buy a car and have the license plate say FOOTBLROX.  THERE’S GONNA BE BOOBS ALL OVER MY FACE!